"MyLittlePonySpace"

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Rofl.

I love my friends.

I'm like soo tired, and should sleep. But I'm not going to. Not yet. Muaha.

God, I'm an idiot.

I need to made some resolutions and goals for the upcoming year. My mentor said so. I'm still pissed that I have a mentor in the first place. But I know why I do have one, so... I guess that gives me my first resolution:

Stop Procrastinating

...Yeah, like that's going to happen. I suuuck.

Will think of more unacheivable goals later.

Christmas made me ill.

*Pouts*

I really want to drink 100 cups of coffee in a single day.

I watched Futurama the other day, and Fry did it, and he went all hyper-aware and saved everyone from this fire super-fast. Leila was all, "I think we were saved by a mysterious blur," or something. Aha. I want to be a mysterious blur!

Mind you, I don't know whether it would work with how I drink my coffee. About 1/2 a cup of milk, and even more sugar. Thank God it dissolves. ;) I think Fry was drinking black coffee. Ah, poo. Well, it'll stil have some effect, right?

Meh, anyway. OMG, I so want to do that! I will post a reminder to ensure I do it sometime in the near future:

Do it, Carrie. DO IT GODDAMN.

Yes. *Clutches her cup of coffee and goes back to Autotrader*

( 666 )Oh Em Gee!

Nightwish are spawns of the devil and are out to murder us all. LOOK. The secret is hidden within the megabytes... I tell you, I always knew those guys were up to no good!

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Yeah, *cough*. Anyway... I'm sorting out my MP3 collection. I need to burn them all onto CDs because my 9.7 Gig Hard Drive is shite, and full. And shite. And I can't download any more music through lack of space. I need more music! I need Antony And The Johnsons, ohh. I really need to hear them again, I only heard one song and I NEED TO HEAR IT AGAIN.

Rapidshare wouldn't let me download Britney Spears' Greatest Hits, either. Bah, Humbug! I wanted to hear the "Kin-kay, Kin-kay; SQUAWK". Lmfao. :(

Although Straylight Run had just successfully downloaded after about.... Ohh, say three hours. Fucking piece of shit computer.

This thing seriously needs to be formatted to HELL.

And that is all.

No, wait. I can't eat with a knife and fork. Rachael and Laura were taking the piss out of me on Friday. :( I can't believe that my hands have physically forgotten how to use a knife properly. I eat too many sandwiches...

Yeah. And that is all.

Exciting.

Tuomas Holopainen, I am ASHAMED. What happened to the sensitive poet that we all know and love? Such beautiful people are not allowed to behave in such vulgar ways. My hope, my faith... It is all gone. Woe.

Haha, we all know he is a fucking kinky bastard. Mmm, Tuomas and men and chains. I need me some Tuomas slash, please. I don't care if it's shitty quality, I just want something to READ. That isn't het, where he is flawless; shy and quiet and brooding and perfect, falling in love with the fair maiden Tarja and carrying her off to his castle where they live happily ever after.

Blegh.

The NW Fandom needs some angst. Like, seriously. And slash. I don't care who Tuomas fucks, really. He can fuck the world for all I like. Well, the male populationa at least. Actually, I don't mind Tuomas/Tarja, I just wish it was a little more creative at times. And I'm sick of Tuomas the sensitive poet. I want my kinky drunken whore who falls into bed with everyone in sight with the false hope of finding oblivion and mending his broken heart. Oh, or some Tony/Tuomas OhNoes!YouAreMarried,AndIAmInLoveWithYou! [Depression]. That would make me hot, even if it was PG-13.

Ah, fuck it. Who am I kidding? I'm such a whore I'll read anything. BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO READ. Woe. Seriously dude, woe. I'm going to employ people to write me some epic Nightwish novels. Or maybe I'll just go through Harry Potter and change the names of characters to Nightwish memebers.

...Hmm. Okay, characterisation, would be a very weak point. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER. I'll cast Tuomas as Severus, 'cause I love them both. And Tony Kakko would, of course be Harry. Snarry/Tony/Tuomas UST is HOT.

Uhh, yeah. Anyway. Tuomas, hee. I love that guy. And not that I wouldn't act in such an obviously sexual way with my friends of the same sex, but TELL ME HE ISN'T GAY. I dare you to.

Ahaha. I'm going to stop typing now. My shoulder is sore from playing Monopoly. God, I suck.